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Friday 20 December 2013

Fun With Movies

This Diwali we got a superhero Krish played by Hritik Roshan. Lets Move
After krish other people will also try to become heroes. Lets Move To Hollywood vs Bollywood.

~We already have many heroes who fight zombies .do romance.sing and even do lungi dance.But..Can superman do lungi dance?

~If superman has super power ,as he is son of alien we have son of sardar.
~For Hulk's Super Strength we have dhai kilo ka haath.
~For ironman with an artificial heart we have ra one with artificial hart.
~For mission impossible we have mission possible i.e loc
~To fight against 300 spartans we have 100 kauravas and 5 pandavas.
~In Step Up where only a few people dance we have anybody can dance.
~Against Independence day we have wednesday.
~For films like titanic that  can make you cry we have romantic films like jab tak hai jaan.
~Bollywood wont stand against Gandhi Ji because he stood for non-violence,
~For those who consider Bollywood as spicy we have sweet things like barfi.
~For Hollywood brave we have Bollywood veer.
~Bollywood even cares for animals we have makdi and ek tha tiger
~If you want some comedy we have housefull.
~To fight against atom in real steel we have Chitti with 1 Terahertz processor.
~If Hollywood has 2012 we are advance with love story 2050 and also respect past with 1920.
~For Ghost rider we have...Fire Extinguishers.
~Hollywood what are you so proud of .. english? we know your english vinglish.
~Hollywood a question..as a visitor Atithi tum kab jaoge?
~Hollywood is a mix but we are still pure with shudh desi romance.
~If Hollywood has The Mummy to Mere pass bhi maa hain.
~Hollywood is having an interfight when there is a rise of the planet of apes it is destroyed by 2012,when matrix revolutions ends and man becomes settled terminator arrives.
~Hollywood be prepared dont use computer or micky virus will infect it.
~Hollywood for your men in black's rocket we have rocket singh with pocket me rocket.
~Against death race we have ferrari ki sawari.
~Hollywood if you get lost in bollywood we have a guide.

Hollywood we still accept you because hum bade dil wale hain,get ready because dil wale dulhania le jayenge.now stop the fight war chod na yaar.we have boss and we travel from chandni chowk to china in chennai express lol.After that when you seen all bollywood movies you will say omg all students of year are in bollywood this shows we are dabang.Go Bollywood.Captain america we have commando and bullet raja came fully loaded and lets end with with a dhoom.

Thank You.

Special thanks to : Kishlay Ranjan,Bollywood,Hollywood And Characters Of Movies.

Published And Wrote By: Agam Soi..

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